Title: Dog Person

Written By Wes Corwin

INT – Room

Two people sitting across from each other at a dinner table. Their body language suggests a little bit of discomfort, trying to find common ground in the conversation.

P1: So…

P2: Mmm….

Long pause.

P1: Your profile said you like cats?

P2: Oh! Well… Yeah but, I’m more of a dog person.

P1 nods, a little surprised but trying to roll with that answer.

P1: Oh! That wasn’t in your profile. Okay. Cool. Cool!

P2: And your profile on the site said you were a ‘…Dog Catcher Person.’ What does that mean?

P1: Oh, no, no. That’s my job. I’m a ‘Dog Person Catcher’.

P2: Oh!… What?

P1 casts a large net onto P2 which snares P2 to their chair.

The End