Title: Dog Person
Written By Wes Corwin
INT – Room
Two people sitting across from each other at a dinner table. Their body language suggests a little bit of discomfort, trying to find common ground in the conversation.
P1: Your profile said you like cats?
P2: Oh! Well… Yeah but, I’m more of a dog person.
P1 nods, a little surprised but trying to roll with that answer.
P1: Oh! That wasn’t in your profile. Okay. Cool. Cool!
P2: And your profile on the site said you were a ‘…Dog Catcher Person.’ What does that mean?
P1: Oh, no, no. That’s my job. I’m a ‘Dog Person Catcher’.
P2: Oh!… What?
P1 casts a large net onto P2 which snares P2 to their chair.